Lord Kamatayan wasn't always the peaceful being of light you see before you today. Oh, no - When Scythe was a young demigod, reckless and naive, apart from playing the roll of a demented scythe-wielding maniac, he also enjoyed writing poetry. Not so nice poetry about other people... People who pissed him off from time to time. Enjoy!
"Ode To Manuel" - ©1997
Oh, How I'd love to kick your ass
And toss you through the windshield glass
I'll get a bunch of poisoned darts
And throw 'em at your private parts
I'll bang your head and break your nose
Then strangle you with panty hose
'Melt some cheese all over your feet,
And watch the rats all come to eat
I'll have a piranha suck your dick
And shred it into powdered Quick
But before I really make you bleed,
I'll teach your dumb ass how to read
We'll go down to the library
Where I can beat you quietly
I'll string you up like a piñata
And beat the living shit out of ya
Then when I'm through, I'll let you go
But when I'm through, ya never know
'Might stop by at your house some night
And blast your ass with dynamite!
"Mike's Head" - ©1998
As he walks down the hall,
People tumble and fall,
Like pins as they're struck by this big bowling ball
Mike's head is okay if you're twenty feet tall
But damn! His body's the size of a doll!
And even those poor students trying to crawl,
Went flying and got blasted straight through the wall!
No offense, Mike, we're friends
But I thought you should know
That big head of yours has just got to go!
"Amber" - ©1998
You have a chin like no other
You can't blame your mother
You ate and you ate,
Now your neck's turned to blubber
It jiggles when you walk
It jiggles when you talk
But it shakes like a quake
When your mom bakes a cake
It trembles like Jell-O
Your chin has a grin
Your mouth opens wide and just lets it all in
We know we'll have trouble,
When it bursts like a bubble
Better run for the hills and duck down for cover!
The'll be lard everywhere
In everyone's hair
On Sonny and Cher
In my underwear!?
And it's not just fat,
It's acidic goo!
It'll burn right through me, And it'll burn right through you!
So let's go now and kill the beast
Grab your forks, we'll have a feast
Burn her house down! Do it now!
'Cause I sure love the smell of flaming cow
The Lighter Side...
"Let The Water Set You Free" - ©2001
My whole life's been a traffic jam
Sometimes, I don't even know where I am
Or if the place I'm headed will be worth all the trouble
No matter which way I turn, life's still a struggle
Am I going too fast?
Am I going too slow?
Am I aiming too high?
Am I aiming too low?
And too many questions just add to the mess
So what can I do to break free from the stress?!
Then as I sit here in the sand
Through the waves, I understand
"Sick" - ©2004
There once was a man from Nantucket
He puked up his guts in a bucket
He tried to crawl,
To the hospital
Three hours went by, he said " Fuck it."
"Ramone" - ©2003
There once was a midget named Ramone
He was sad 'cause he was short and alone
But then came along a cute dwarf in a thong
And guess what, six inches he'd grown
"Smelly Dog" - ©1998
There was a smelly dog
Who took a smelly crap
She ran back in her smelly room
And took a smelly nap
She liked to lick her smelly butt
And eat what crud remains
So now the dog has smelly shit
Running through her veins
"Cleaning Up The Mess John Left Behind" - ©2004
When John Lennon died, it was a sad, sad day
He was just too stoned to run away
Shot in the back as he tried to flee
Sorry, John, you're history
And Yoko screamed as she usually did,
in her songs where she sounds like a billy goat's kid
If he only could have ended his M.J. addiction
So at least he could recognize facts from the fiction
"A man of peace" but that was just a big joke
Enlightenment's tainted in a cloud of weed smoke
So the songs that he wrote were some of the best
Drugs opened his mind but what of the rest?
He poisoned his lungs, his blood and his brain
And they say the man who shot John was insane
He encouraged so many to follow his path
But where'd it lead him - why don't you do the math?
The truth is so strange, if you give it some thought
John Lennon was shot but done in by the pot.
"One Crazy Mother" - ©1998
Who the fuck owns McDonalds?
Motha Fucka, I said who?
Answer me, motha fucka! Who the FUCK - OWNS - MCDONALDS?
Ronald McFuckinDonald?
Well, if it's Ronald McFuckinDonald, that's all ya had ta fuckin' say
Don't be comin' into my motha fuckin' house, disrespectin' me, you can't tell me who the fuck owns McDonalds
If I ask you who the fuck owns this house, you betta' tell me who the fuck owns this house
'Cause it sure as hell ain't you, motha fucka...
Get the fuck out my house
"One Universe" - ©9/11/01
A man in a city
A city in a country
A country in a world
A world without unity?
Take a break and see the light
All you wanna do is win the fight
All you care for is sweet revenge
And you wonder why this bullshit never ends
All I keep hearing is "They'll pay with their lives."
"We'll shoot up their men and date-rape their wives",
'Bout what they did to our people,
And what we're gonna do to theirs
Well, they are our people, but nobody cares,
Or seems to realize where we all came from
'Cause in the beginning, there was only one
Here, in the universe, is where we all stay
Not just the U.S.A.
There's much more room to play
We're universal citizens, waiting for the day
That we can all unite and throw our many flags away
Don't give in to all that hate
That's why the hurting swells
Love the world as you should love yourselves
We're just pieces of one puzzle
Waves of the same ocean
So put down all your flags
And grab some suntan lotion!
Stop the hate, and learn this lesson
Fight with light, and not aggression
"Hi, I'm Hairy" - ©10/20/2005
I wish I was hairless
From the neck down
'Cause I look real silly
Like a wig on a clown
They call me "The Wolf Man"
When I go out in shorts
I'd be made fun of less
If I were covered with warts
I pluck and I shave
And I wax and I trim
But it's back the next day
Yes, much thicker than thin
Oh, I wish it were so
Then my mom won't complain
How the bathroom gets flooded
When I clog up the drain
How I wish I were normal
Yes... Smooth like a beak
Oh, why must I be such a hairy-ass freak???
"LIFE in the Philippines" - ©10/18/2006
I feel like a toasted bun
Everyday in the blazing hot sun
There's sweat in my eyes
I'm surrounded by flies
And clean water... It does not run
I went to the grocery store
They've never heard of toilet paper before
Wondered how I would cope
'Said "Use your hand and some soap,
We Filipinos are very poor."
So I ran to the nearest phone
I said "Mom, would ya please take me home?"
I've gotten much thinner
Pig's blood is for dinner
And I don't see the dog at his bone
She said "Now son, relax.
I'm sending you a fax."
It said "Hey dude!
Sorry, you're screwed!
Hope you put bread in your tracks."
Now I'm broke and I'm on my own
So, I tried to go get a loan
At a place called "Ernesto's"
Got 500 pesos
It bought me an ice cream cone
So then I thought like a Filipino
And I went to the local casino
Put 40 on black
'Till I got 800 back
Said "Screw y'all, I'm goin' ta Reno!"
So, I thought I was finally free
But these jerks have an exiting fee?!?!
They said "Go find a wife
'Cause you'll be here for life
Build a hut by that coconut tree."
"Idiots"(V Tech Massacre) - © 4/17/07
What were you thinking when you loaded those guns?
Each time you pulled the trigger did it tickle your buns?
Did your momma and poppa teach you shit about life?
Can't say much for the cops actin' like Barney Fife
Incompetent, inept... Not a hero in view
Couldn't even step in 'til the whole thing was through
What are you paid for? To sit on your ass???
While this retarded Korean boy shoots up the class?
Just go back to the station and turn in your shields
All of you cops need to choose different fields
Something that won't require action or thought
Choose a career where you might not get shot
Pathetic and pitiful
Two deaths not enough?
Why do you idiots have guns and handcuffs?
If you're not gonna use 'em then lose 'em, you fool
It wouldn't 'a took Superman to rescue that school
And who was the hero that ended it all?
This jerk-off himself had to cause his own fall
“Get Off The Path to Nowhere” - ©2008
Got way too many friends,
Gettin' lost in all their drugs
Can't grow while they descend,
And sweep 'em underneath the rug
I been to Hell and back
From smokin' weed to smokin' crack
Got me YEARS clean & sober
Join me on the right track
You're sayin' let's "party"
But the thought just makes me yawn
Attempt to tempt me, "friend"
And you'll find I can't be drawn
'Cause I'd rather work out
Or read a book and get smarter
You take drugs to escape
But all they do is make life harder
You wonder why each day is filled
With pain and so much strife
Well, if drugs control your deeds,
Then drugs indeed control your life
You try to justify
And say that "God made weed"
Well, He also made your blood,
So, does that mean you wanna bleed?
God too, made poison mushrooms
And berries that can kill
There's always consequences
For abusing free will
Besides, if you do drugs,
You ain't nothin' but a slave
It takes a strong, FREE mind
To say NO to what you crave
Why make yourself look weak?
Whether wired or unalert
So hyper when you speak
Or slurred - Some pride ain't gonna hurt
The might of God inside awaits
PURE FIRE to be released
But it's you that must unlock the gates
And free this majestic beast!
Hearing voices, seeing bugs
And people that ain't there
Just look into the mirror
If you really want a scare
For much sooner than expected,
You will view a frightening scene
Your druggee ass looks older than
Emperor Palpatine!
But if you quit today,
Please, don't do it out of FEAR
Just LOVE yourself and all,
And you shall never disappear
When dealing with life's problems,
Don't put yourself through hell
Meditate and you will find
The answers in your cells
Scythe's Songs
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