There was a big-footed, clumsy boy 

With lots of scrapes and stabs 

All the mean kids gawked at him 

And aptly called him “Scabs” 

One Halloween night while stumbling home, 

A car put out his light 

The driver looked around and not a witness was in sight 

So he brought his body over to a nearby pumpkin patch 

He buried him, not knowing that an evil soon would hatch 

Now every Halloween, if you dare pass through that field, 

Make sure you drop some candy

Or boy, your fate is sealed 

And just to be safe, my little ones

Before you go to bed 

Leave some candy on your window sill 

Or he might eat you instead!